The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

The thing I hate most about my stationary bike is having to pick it up and turn it around for the return trip.

Commentary:
"Who knew exercise could be this challenging? 🚲💪 Next, they'll ask us to plank while spinning! 🔁😂 #GymProblems"

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

I’ve found God. It’s my turn to hide now.

Commentary:
"Looks like God is the new 'it' player in this cosmic game of hide and seek! 🙈 Have fun hiding, but remember, God knows all the best hiding spots! 😉🙏"

I'm not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

I’m not a very good poker player cause my eyes turn into big dollar signs when I see that I have a good hand.

Commentary:
When this player has a good hand, you can practically see the dollar signs glowing in their eyes! 💰😂 Bet you can always tell when they've got something good up their sleeve – just look for the shimmer of those big money signs! 👀💲#PokerFaceFail

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Having teens is fun because they demand their independence but then turn right around and ask you for $20.

Commentary:
"Oh, the joys of raising teens – the masters of independence and the art of wallet whispering simultaneously! 🤑👩‍👧‍👦💸 #TeenageTales #ParentingAdventures"

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

If only vehicles could be equipped with little blinky lights on the corners to alert other drivers the direction they wished to turn.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of reading minds while driving 🚗💭 If only cars came with a built-in telepathy feature, the roads would be a much safer and more comical place! Can you imagine the chaos if our vehicles started translating our inner thoughts into blinky lights? 😂"

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

I toss and turn in bed all night like a beautiful rotisserie chicken.

Commentary:
"Who needs beauty sleep when you can have a golden, aromatic glow instead? 🍗✨ Sweet dreams, delicious rotisserie chicken! Just make sure not to overcook yourself 😉🔥"

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

I hope this is the year my teen learns how to turn off a light when she leaves a room.

Commentary:
"Ah, the eternal struggle of parents trying to instill the intricate art of light switch operation in their teens! 🤦‍♂️ Here's hoping 2023 brings some enlightenment… quite literally! 💡😂"

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

You ever notice how when you get home from food shopping, the kids turn into airport security?

Commentary:
"Forgot my boarding pass, but apparently, the kids have it covered with their thorough bag checks and interrogation skills! 🛃✈️ #ParentingAdventures"

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Not only do I turn down my radio to find a house or a parking spot, but I also take off my sunglasses to hear someone better.

Commentary:
"Ah, the age-old wisdom of adjusting your senses for optimal performance! Turning down the radio to find a house 🏠 or parking spot 🚗 is like fine-tuning a fancy radio antenna. And taking off your sunglasses 😎 to hear someone better is the ultimate power move – because who knew sunglasses could be the culprit behind missed conversations! 🕶️🗣️ #LifeHacks"

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Alexa, turn off the planet.

Commentary:
"Sure, let me just find the off switch for Earth 🌍… Oops, I accidentally turned off the sun instead! Looks like we're in for an extended night 🌙. Hope you packed your pajamas and a flashlight! 😅 #AlexaFail"