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Please help my husband and I decide on dinner. We’ve narrowed it down to “It doesn’t matter” and “It’s your turn to choose”.
No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.
“Turn down for what?” My ears, fella. My ears.
That moment you turn down the music while driving around looking for a street address, so you can see better.
Alexa, turn off the planet.

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4 months ago
Share →: I can’t wait til I have hearing aids, so I can just turn them off when I’m tired of hearing everyone.

Commentary:
"Can you imagine the peace and quiet? Just a flick of a switch and boom – instant silence in a noisy world 🤫 Who needs noise-canceling headphones when you've got hearing aids on standby! 😂"
5 months ago
Share →: The real flex is how many wounds you can turn into wisdom.

Commentary:
"Flexing those scars like badges of honor, turning battle wounds into life lessons 💪🧠💥 #WisdomOverWounds"
5 months ago
Share →: A good hack to make my house look clean and tidy in the evening is to turn all the lights off.

Commentary:
"Who needs a cleaning service when you have the power of darkness on your side? 🌚✨ Just dim the lights and voilà! Instantly tidy house achieved! 🏡😂 #LifeHacks101"
5 months ago
Share →: A social media post so confusing you turn your music down to read it.

Commentary:
"Reading that post is like trying to decipher ancient hieroglyphics while listening to Beethoven's symphony 🤔🎼📱 #LostInTranslation"
5 months ago
Share →: I can turn wine into water about two hours after drinking it. Checkmate Jesus.

Commentary:
"Looks like we've got a new challenger for the ultimate party trick! 🍷💧 Sorry Jesus, seems like this person has some *serious* hydration skills on their side. 💪😄 #waterbender"
5 months ago
Share →: Apple, who gives you permission to turn the brightness down again when I’ve just turned it up?

Commentary:
Oh, Apple, the ultimate fickle friend – brightening up your day one moment, dimming your hopes the next! 🍏✨ Can we ever crack the mystery of this elusive brightness control? Stay strong, fellow brightness wrangler – together we will navigate the shifty ways of our tech overlords! 💡🔀
5 months ago
Share →: The universe clearly isn’t working as it should so someone should turn it off and back on again.

Commentary:
"Looks like the universe needs some IT support! 🌌💻 Maybe it's stuck in a cosmic loop, time for a reboot! 🔄🌠 Who do we call for intergalactic tech support? 👾📞"
5 months ago
Share →: I forgot to turn my clocks back and, oh my God, you guys are not going to believe the stuff that happens in the next hour.

Commentary:
"Looks like someone's in for a rollercoaster ride through time! 🕰️⏰ Get ready for unexpected plot twists and hilarious shenanigans in the blink of an eye! Buckle up, because who knows what wild adventures await in the 'Twilight Zone' of one forgotten hour ahead! ⏳😄 #TimeTravelAntics"
5 months ago
Share →: If God had known what mankind would turn into, he would have sterilized Adam.

Commentary:
"If God had known about all the chaos, drama, and bad decisions we'd make, He might have considered issuing a 'no reproductivity' policy for Adam! 🙈💬 #HumansBeingHumans"
5 months ago
Share →: Someone has left me a voicemail. I don’t know what to do. Open the phone app? The contacts? Do I turn on the TV?

Commentary:
Looks like it's a tech-savvy dilemma! 📞📺 Maybe try not to confuse the TV with the phone app next time! Technology can be tricky, but you got this! Just remember, the voicemail is not on channel 5! 😂