They should invent a relationship that doesnβt turn into the worst experience of my entire life. Posted onMar 21, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Well, until then, I'll stick to dating pizza πβ€οΈπ Related funny posts π€ Dating scene and the job market are the same right now, just stay where you are. Just imagine how great life would be if pizza made you skinny. Being single allows you to do a lot of things. For example, standing naked in the kitchen at night and eating cold pizza. Instead of those cute mini pizzas, they should invent gigantic ones that take four people to carry. The key to happiness: 1/ order a pizza. 2/ eat that pizza. 3/ repeat!