Sat at a stop sign waiting for it to turn green, if you’re wondering how I’m doing today. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like you've switched to "auto-pilot mode" today! 🚦🤔🚗 Related funny posts 🤝 There has been a British voice in my head saying, “Bit sad innit,” for the past few weeks. I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now. I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons. Hiccups became less popular. I never hear people hiccuping anymore. What’s going on there? I kinda want a boyfriend but then where will I put my purse when I drive?