If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Trying to be the package and delivery all in one go! 📦✈️🤣 Related funny posts 🤝 There used to be many different names for the childhood game of knocking on doors and running away. But these days, it’s simply referred to as ‘being an Amazon driver’. I can’t even think straight knowing a package got delivered while I’m not home. I hate the person I become when I try to open a package using the ‘Tear Here’ notch, and it stays sealed. I don’t expect everything handed to me, just set it down outside my door. Imagine falling in love and then finding out that they put antlers on their car for the holidays.