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If I worked for UPS, there would be a 100% chance I’m falling out that open door when I turn a corner too fast.

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Trying to be the package and delivery all in one go! 📦✈️🤣

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged accident, chance, corner, delivery, door, falling, fast, fast turn, humor, i, open, too, turn, ups, work on May 30, 2026 by slickboy.

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