Girl, whatever you’re going through right now, as long as you’re not pregnant, you’re gonna be fine. Posted onJan 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like solid advice! Just dodge baby showers and you’re in the clear! 🤰😅🎉 Related funny posts 😂 Mario Kart gave me unrealistic expectations of how banana peels affect traffic. The toddler refers to every baby as Baby [Name], like Baby is their formal title. Sleep when the baby sleeps, eat when the baby eats, work when the baby works. Funny that the Three Wise Men brought probably the three worst presents for a newborn baby. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as a teenager: Damn right, no one puts Baby in a corner. Watching “Dirty Dancing” as an adult: This girl is a brat and needs a lesson.