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- There are drug-sniffing dogs, guide dogs, dogs that save lives. And then there’s my dog, who hits the lead when he poops.
- You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, “hot dogs! hot dogs!” over and over again? That’s me, looking for hot dogs.
- I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.
- Gang initiations from the Midwest be like “you have to eat the entire potato salad.”
- Just blocked everyone who is not in my gang so if you’re reading this, we’re robbing a bank in 12 minutes.