God gives the most irritable bowels to the most beautiful angels. Posted onApr 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When you're an angel on the runway but a hurricane in the bathroom πΆββοΈπ¨π Related funny posts π€ The children seemed disappointed when I told them the best part about being an adult is going to bed early. Some people shop for designer heels. I shop for nonstop flight deals. Pro Tip: Never make snow angels in a dog park. Everybody hates me for being a beautiful angel with a perfect soul. God sends you an only child as a friend to test you.