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If I were a mouse and I lived in Moscow, I would think, haha, I live in Mousecow!

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Living for the puns! 🐭 If a mouse makes it to Moscow, does that make them Mouse-co-politan? πŸ˜‚πŸ§€πŸŒ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged animal, city, humor, i, live, lived, Moscow, mouse, pun, think, wordplay on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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