God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.” 3 months ago FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:Oh boy, looks like even God is having second thoughts about his creation! 👀😂 Maybe he's regretting not reading the user manual before hitting the "create" button! 🤷♂️ Let's hope a software update can fix this glitch! 🤖 #DivineComedy Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created. If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that. In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan. “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point. God: “I don’t regret the Flood, but I do regret the Ark.”
