God: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.” Posted on1 month ago1 month ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppGod: “You’re all a bunch of bastards and I should never have created you.” Related Funny Quotes 🤝 When God created the giraffe, he probably slipped with the mouse on the screen. This is how its neck was created. If I were God, I’d tell everyone that I created the animals and that I don’t know what happened after that. In six days God created heaven and earth. On the seventh day, in the interests of balance, the BBC interviewed Satan. “And on the 7th day he rested”. Obviously God had not yet created laundry at that point. Me: God, please stop giving me your toughest battles. God: You just have to empty the dishwasher.
