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"Attending a DaBaby concert for some much-needed solitude – because nothing says 'me time' like being surrounded by a crowd of hyped up fans! 🤣🎤 #LonelyAtTheConcert"

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I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil.

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We really do need a separate grocery store for people who’ve been on Earth before.

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I’m not saying it’s been a while, I’m just saying I completely blanked on the name of my gym.

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Another beautiful day, ruined by responsibility.

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My favorite 90s skill: Uninstalling my car stereo and hiding it in my glove box in under 15 seconds.

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Well, well, well, if it isn’t that thing I’ve been ignoring until it became a giant problem.

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I once let a really short guy be the big spoon and it felt like I went to bed with a backpack on.

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I want time to sit and read, take a nap and snack. Basically, I want to be in Kindergarten.

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Welcome to your 50s, your knees will now decide when you will sit down.

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New year update: losing everything but weight.

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Life is a highway: Too many cars, not enough bathrooms.

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I’m so lazy that I’ll break my tooth trying to get this tag off before I get up and get a scissor.

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I be like, “Awwwww cows,” and then go and eat two double cheeseburgers, lol.

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My home security system is just a copy of my paycheck taped to my front door.

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Get in loser. We’re going on a guilt trip.

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Bob was hungry. He ripped open a new bag of tortillas only to discover a convenient, resealable opening on the other end.

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I wonder what the part of my brain that used to store people’s phone numbers is doing now.

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Who decided that skeletons are scary? Because honestly, I’d be more scared if the muscular system suddenly walked into my room.

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You don’t realize how incorrect and annoying YouTube video essays are until they’re about something you like.

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The word aerobics comes from two Greek words: aero, meaning “ability to,” and bics, meaning “withstand tremedous boredom.”

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I grew up in a poor family. We didn’t have much, but we had each other. And that was the worst part.

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I wish I lived in a sitcom, and my friends just barged into my apartment uninvited.

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Just got revenge on someone who wronged me many, many years ago. Never relax, I’m coming.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

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