Trendy Funny Quotes

  • The food hits different when it ain’t yours.
  • Body: Time to sleep. Brain: Hey, that’s an interesting thought, here’s six billion more.
  • One of my biggest talents is taking hundreds of screenshots that I swear I’ll need, but I never look at them again.
  • My wife almost fell down the stairs today and that got us into a heated argument whether my gasp was out of concern or excitement.
  • If someone wants to spend time with you, they’ll let you know. Get rid of those people.
  • I’ve got a couple of eyebrow hairs that want me to be a villain.