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"Attending a DaBaby concert for some much-needed solitude – because nothing says 'me time' like being surrounded by a crowd of hyped up fans! 🤣🎤 #LonelyAtTheConcert"

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Sleep is a beautiful thing. You don’t miss anyone, you can’t do anything wrong and you simply feel nothing.

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I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s like 7 years in a row now.

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They should invent a Sunday that’s longer than a couple of minutes.

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Don’t scare me, I fart easily.

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I’m so vulnerable to nostalgia. The sun will go down and I’ll be like: “Wow… remember when the sun was up… I miss who I was then”

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Much like a candle, I was tall when I was young, but I get shorter as I grow old.

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I can already feel that the day is going to seize me instead of the other way around.

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When I say “I hate drama”, I mean I hate being involved in drama. Other people’s drama? Big fan!

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Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

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“I’d love to go to the moon” I said “but on a full moon day of course, no point going all that way when only half of it’s there”

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Who you are before you have your coffee is the real you.

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Unfortunately, the movie you want to watch is unavailable on your 13 streaming services. You can rent it for $2.99 though.

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“Dairy Queen” is actually the perfect drag name.

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In my defense, I was left alone unsupervised.

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Every time my kids start whining, I get the urge to call my mom and apologize.

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How I flirt? I look at an attractive person several times and hope that they are bolder than me.

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Sorry for widening my eyes and whispering “The prophecy” when we first met.

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Just asked this girl Hannah how she spells her name, and she just said, “Two of everything, darling.” Iconic!

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I don’t like being asked “are you at home?” Please expand further so I can know whether I’m at home or not.

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More candlelight, less gaslight, babe.

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If you ever find yourself mad at me, put a cape on so you can be super mad.

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Fun fact: sexual tension is more fun than the sex itself.

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I only obey the traffic rules to get on other peoples’ nerves.

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Welcome to adulthood. The weekend is your only time to catch up on everything, but also your only time to do absolutely nothing.

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By age 40, you should have an entire wardrobe of clothes—one size too small—that you keep in eternal optimism that you’ll fit in them again one day.

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Today’s kids don’t even get chicken pox anymore, they go straight to STDs.

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Females be naked so much online, I be like, damn, I bet she look good in a sweater.

If you listen to my husband snore, you don’t need Jurassic Park anymore.

If they cancel the Simpsons, we will no longer be able to see into the future.

I love how we didn’t raise the minimum wage because it would make food more expensive, but then just made the food more expensive anyway.

I don’t want flying cars, I want the ability to start again from my last save point.

No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time.

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