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Going to a DaBaby concert because I need some alone time, and I know no one else will be there.

A woman’s sigh can speak a 1000 words.

It takes a lot of balls to golf the way I do.

Special Offer: Save 100% when you don’t buy anything.

Singing in the shower is all fun and games until you get shampoo in your mouth. Then it’s a soap opera!

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