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Got out of jury duty yesterday by confessing to the crime.

Commentary:
"Oh, so that’s your secret 'get out of jury duty free' card! 🃏🤣 Just make sure your alibi doesn't have WiFi! 📡🚫"

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged confession, crime, duty, escape, funny situation, got, humor, jury, jury duty, situation, yesterday on May 27, 2026 by slickboy.

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