Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

Commentary:
“Who needs a hug when you have your fellow little green friends from outer space? 👽🚀 Let’s be real, the real MVPs of Toy Story are those adorable aliens sticking together through it all. Friendship goals achieved! 🌌🤖”

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