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"Who needs a hug when you have your fellow little green friends from outer space? 👽🚀 Let's be real, the real MVPs of Toy Story are those adorable aliens sticking together through it all. Friendship goals achieved! 🌌🤖"

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I can’t finish cleaning up my room because I get distracted by all of the cool stuff I find.

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I think something’s missing in my life… Like… 2-3 million dollars.

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I wish my life could have a stats screen but for things I care about. Like how many English Muffins with peanut butter I’ve eaten.

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I don’t wanna party like it’s 1999, I want to pay my bills like it’s 1999.

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They should invent going outside without people looking at you.

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I’m so old and have never even met a woman named Jolene. I’d really like to find her, though. She can have my man.

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Automated phone system: To speak to a representative, please enter the last twelve digits of Pi.

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I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

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Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

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I’m on a spinning rock in outer space, and I have to answer work emails.

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Got the zoomies at work, and now HR is chasing me around with a butterfly net.

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I think I’ll spend my savings on a lifetime supply of pasta. Worth every penne.

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I don’t understand, but I also don’t care, so it works out.

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Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. Ironically, smoking bacon will cure it.

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Being a woman is trying to guess what the hell is going on with your body three times a week.

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I don’t know who needs to hear this, but no one in the world is judging you as much as you’re judging yourself. People online: Hold my beer.

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December. The month at work where everything is January’s problem.

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I don’t abuse substances. I cherish and nurture them.

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Hey, I noticed you’re not saying what I want.

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Got so emotional thinking about the Toy Story aliens. They have each other.

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It feels like it costs $100 a day just to exist anymore.

Today, I’m going to give it my almost.

Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

I just finally discovered what’s wrong with my brain: on the left side there is nothing right and on the right side, there is nothing left.

It must be hard to be a rapper knowing at any moment your enemies may make beautiful poems about you.

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Can everyone please turn their A/C off during the day, we need that power to generate images of people with eight fingers.

I have poor night vision so I upgraded to LED headlights because it’s important to me to ensure nobody else can see either.

I don’t need a psychic to tell me which planets make me sad. It’s earth.

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The thing about sleep is that I’d like to get some of it.

Listen to your body? The body that craves a lethal amount of Kinder Bueno?

I believe my ex-wife is days away from having a nuclear weapon.

The incontinent optimist sees the bladder as half empty.

Airports are so funny. Like, “Oh, you’re flying across the country? Would you like to hang out in a mall first?”

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Met a microbiologist once. They’re a lot bigger than I imagined.

My guardian angel is taking the longest smoking break in recorded history.

Really looking forward to the day my teenager starts speaking English again.

I bought a little bag of air today. The company that made it was kind enough to put some potato chips in it as well.

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