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My favorite game is guessing if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor posture, or a brain tumor.

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Someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster… so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead.

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I wish my hair had as much volume as my mouth.

Someone from 🇲🇰 has copied:

Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

Someone from 🇨🇫 has copied:

Seems like being an asshole is a full-time job for some.

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Had calamari for the first time ever, and it wasn’t that bad. Maybe I’ll try marriage next.

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How do you tell someone that you will probably end up marrying them, but in a casual way?