You either die a people pleaser, or live long enough to start leaving texts on read. Posted onMay 30, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Finally evolved from a people pleaser to a "read" warrior! π¦ΈββοΈπ±π Related funny posts π€ Iβm going to try and be less of a people pleaser, is everyone ok with that? Someone called me strict today, and that means a lot to me because Iβm a recovering people pleaser. If you ever think English is not a weird language just remember that read and lead rhyme and read and lead rhyme. But read and lead don’t rhyme, and neither do read and lead. It is a mistake to say that the people who live a hundred years from now will have nothing to laugh at. They can laugh at us. At my funeral, take the bouquet off my casket and throw it in the crowd to see who next.