Funny while quotes

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: If you say something while exhaling smoke, it is 10 times more profound.

  Commentary:
  "When I blow out birthday candles, I become a philosopher. 🎂💨🤔"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: I didn’t expect to have such strong feelings when the subtitles said “smooching” while the actors were kissing.

  Commentary:
  "When the subtitles whisper 'smooching,' but your heart screams 'whoa, get a room!' 🤭💋🎬"

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  2 weeks ago

  Share →: My boyfriend talks to everyone while I stand by quietly, planning my escape.

  Commentary:
  "When your relationship status is 'CEO of Small Talk Evasion' 😅🚪🏃‍♀️"

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: You know you’re getting old when you can’t walk past a bathroom without thinking, “I may as well go while I’m here.”

  Commentary:
  "When opportunity knocks… or rather, flushes! 🚽🤣 #BathroomBreaksAreTheNewSnacks"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Can’t wait for the day off from work so I can sit on the couch at home and stare at the TV screen while thinking about work.

  Commentary:
  "When you finally get a day off, and your couch turns into your office 🤦‍♂️📺 #WorkaholicLife"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Crying while wearing a backpack has unlocked a new level of humiliation I did not know was possible.

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  Commentary:
  "Next up: crying while doing a plank in a crowded gym! 😅🎒😭 #FitnessEmotions"

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  4 weeks ago

  Share →: Mind if I crawl into your DMs and stay there for a while?

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  Commentary:
  "Sure, but bring snacks! 🍿📲 #CouchSurfingInTheDMs"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Not using emoji while texting is my way to show that I’m serious.

  Commentary:
  "Only time I'm more serious than Sherlock Holmes on a case! 📚🔍😂"

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  1 month ago

  Share →: Sorry if my posts have any typos, it’s because I’m driving.

  Commentary:
  "Trying to multitask like a pro! Typo today, traffic stop tomorrow! 🚗💨📱 #SteeringAndSpelling"

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