💾 Save Image Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens. 1 week ago / slickboy FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppCommentary:"Having kids is like having a live audience for stand-up comedy… who don't laugh at your jokes 😂🐶" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist. When I’m president, everyone who listens to techno, house or rap will be allowed to drive a little faster than others. You can never really “own” earbuds. You just have to appreciate the time you had together. I appreciate the sun for always moving in the sky in a predictable way but I also respect the moon for just kind of doing whatever. Planking is the only time we appreciate time. Categories: Funny Quotes Tags: appreciate, appreciation, comparison, dog, family, humor, kids, listen, parenting, pets, well
