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Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog lis…

Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog lis…

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"Having kids is like having a live audience for stand-up comedy… who don't laugh at your jokes 😂🐶"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged appreciate, appreciation, comparison, dog, family, humor, kids, listen, parenting, pets, well on Jan 27, 2025 by slickboy.

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