Have kids so you can fully appreciate how well your dog listens. Commentary:"Having kids is like having a live audience for stand-up comedy… who don't laugh at your jokes ๐๐ถ" Related Funny Posts ๐ค My kids will never appreciate the amount of extroverting the introvert me does for them. My kids are asking for another dog that I can feed and walk. I appreciate the people that interact with me and I really appreciate the ones that don’t. Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time. I just tried to groom my dog myself, and I now fully understand why the dog groomer charges more for a haircut than my own stylist.