Trendy Funny Quotes

  • It’s all fun and games until your jeans don’t fit any more.
  • Replying to all emails with “ya think?”.
  • No, I don’t like nature. I can’t respect anything that would so flippantly turn dinosaurs into birds.
  • No, I’m not stressed. I just constantly grind my teeth and clench my jaw for fun.
  • Used shampoo containing caffeine. My hair is already on its way to work.
  • I’m at the age where drinking a cup of coffee now makes me feel like Popeye scarfing down a can of spinach.