Having a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender. Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 21, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHaving a loose stool means two completely different things depending on if you are a nurse or a bartender. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My kids practically have medical degrees they’re at the nurse so much. It’s comical when I lean back in my chair only to realize it’s a stool. If your wife uses “I” it means she will be doing something. “We” means you will be. Be nice to your children’s teachers. Especially elementary ones, cause kids have loose lips and that teacher has all the dirt on you. Every time I see an odd screw on the floor somewhere, I think one of my loose ones has finally come out.