He thinks Iβm so smart because I read books. Baby, they is FAWKING in these books. Posted onMay 19, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Sounds like those books have more plot twists than my life decisions! ππ Related funny posts π€ βI read 20 books this year!β Thatβs nothing. I read 50,000 tweets. Shall I cook, clean, or do the grocery shopping? Okay, reading it is. Babe, are you OK? You’ve barely touched your unread books. There will be people in your life that say you have too many books. Those are not your people. There’s nothing like the excitement of a brand-new book to add to the massive pile of books I still haven’t read.