Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.

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Why do coffee beans smell so good, and coffee breath is like bleh?

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Imagine marrying an old man for money and you die first.

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You don’t need fun to have alcohol.

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In a relationship with my heated car seat.

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Someone needs to invent a kid that listens the first time.

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Hardly a day goes by without me being reminded that an academic degree has nothing to do with intelligence.

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It’s like 10,000 Tupperwares when all you need is a lid.

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Once I shot a man with a paintball gun, just to watch him dye.

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This book ain’t got no pictures.

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Love when a doctor emails me about my “outstanding bill”. If it’s so good, why don’t you pay it?