Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom. Posted onJan 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Wow, that's one way to RSVP 'Yes' with confidence! πππ" Related funny posts π β23 and Meβ is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events. Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now. If only men knew the power “I made reservations, I’ll pick you up at 7” held instead of “I don’t know, whatever you wanna do.” I love canceling plans. I didnβt want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited. I’m putting free wifi on my gravestone, so people will come visit me.