I love canceling plans. I didnβt want to go in the first place. I just wanted to be invited. Posted onMar 31, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:When youβre more into the RSVP than the actual plan π₯³π«βοΈ Related funny posts π€ β23 and Meβ is how Leonardo DiCaprio RSVPs for events. No one warned me that being an adult was mostly just hurrying up to get somewhere you don’t want to go in the first place. Apparently, responding to a wedding invitation with “maybe next time” is wrong. I know that now. Ever since I was a little girl, I knew I wanted to cancel plans. People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who do.