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My life is ruined. I wish to live no more. Never mind, I found the remote.

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When I take a walk, I bring dog treats and people treats. I almost never mix them up.

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Make it a habit to cry and act unhinged at meetings so you’re never invited back.

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Dear nurses, you don’t have to announce my weight, just write it down. That’s why I have my eyes closed when I’m on the scale.

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It’s almost time to pack away the black summer clothes and unpack the black winter clothes.

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Suicide is never the answer, you gotta outlive your enemies.

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Using my one phone call to call Santa.

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I like to push myself out of my comfort zone by sometimes sitting on the other end of my sofa.

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The history of mankind would have been completely different if Adam and Eve had been Chinese. They would have left the apple hanging and eaten the snake.

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My toxic trait is destroying my room every time I get dressed.