I mostly choose to stay silent in weird situations but my face has subtitles. Posted onMar 29, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"When your face is giving away more spoilers than a movie trailer! 🎬🤐 #FaceSubtitles" Related funny posts 🤝 I can keep my mouth shut, but you can read the subtitles on my face. This Christmas, get her the gift that’ll last a lifetime. Give her a tortoise. If women came with instructions, men wouldn’t read them anyway. After I get irritated, it takes me about 2 hours to fix my face. Flying bugs can basically go anywhere they want, but still choose to fly right into your face.