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"Life's like a crazy rollercoaster ride with no seat belts, and we're just here for the unexpected twists and turns 🎢🤷‍♂️ Who needs to be in control when you can just go with the flow, right?"

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Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

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5 months ago

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Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

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5 months ago

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My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

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9 hours ago

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“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

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2 months ago

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Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

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2 months ago

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‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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2 months ago

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91 shares on Facebook this month:

I once made a joke to a coworker, and she said, “It was the funniest thing I ever said,” and suggested I post it. It got 10 likes.

82 shares on Messenger this month:

Cheating before AI required a level of effort that you ended up learning something by default.

19 shares on X this month:

Everyone is gangster until they’re asked to reveal a “fun fact” about themself as part of a work event icebreaker.

64 shares on X this month:

I’m not saying I’m old. I’m just saying that my dinner time and bedtime are getting dangerously close to each other.

54 shares on Threads this month:

The most I’ve ever spent on a bottle of wine is about 45 minutes.

28 shares on Discord this month:

Once I started spending my own money, I realized my mom was right. We do have food at home.

78 shares on Slack this month:

Twitter is evidence that insane people can be extremely entertaining from a safe distance.

21 shares on YouTube this month:

There are too many movies about vampire hunters and not enough about vampire gatherers.

38 shares on Telegram this month:

Cool times create cool guys.

77 shares on Pinterest this month:

You don’t use a semicolons correctly; you use a semicolon confidently.

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Someone from 🇺🇬 has viewed:

Girls actually do love nice guys. It’s just that you’re not as nice a guy as you think you are…

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

Don’t forget to set your clocks back to seasonal depression this weekend.

Someone from 🇦🇫 has copied:

Welcome to Netflix. We have everything but what you want to watch.

Someone from 🇻🇨 has shared:

Make sure you stock up on condoms, so you don’t produce any more idiots.

Someone from 🇲🇿 has shared:

I’m starting to think the real hell is just being stuck in an infinite loop of self-doubt and bad life choices.

Someone from 🇰🇭 has bookmarked:

There is nothing an orgasm can’t fix, I have researched it extensively.

Someone from 🇻🇺 has downloaded:

Not trying to brag but I just beat the high score on this blood pressure machine.

Someone from 🇹🇹 has downloaded:

I’ll never understand why the volume in movies is always mixed in such a way that you can barely understand the dialog and your neighbor gets war flashbacks during action scenes.

Someone from 🇰🇷 has downloaded:

I’m so lazy, I let my battles pick me.

Someone from 🇰🇪 has bookmarked:

I told a joke to my boss, and he must have found it really funny because now I get to tell it to HR.

Social Media Log 💫

Making waves on YouTube:

If you watch Home Alone backwards it’s a loving story about a kid that heals two men that were savagely beaten.

Breaking via Slack:

I deleted Google when I met you because the search was over.

Seen just now on Snapchat:

Dollar Tree need to just go ahead and change the name to Tree of Unexpected Prices.

Just landed via LinkedIn:

They’re putting me through the penny flattening machine at the zoo.

Freshly posted on WeChat:

A person becomes 10 times more attractive not by their looks but by photoshop.

Freshly posted on Pinterest:

Eating fast food shouldn’t count for calories because it’s not around long enough.

Making waves on Reddit:

Mornings would be fine if they started later.

Spotted on Messenger:

Man, it sucks having no kids. All I do is whatever I want, all the time.

Trending via Telegram:

Don’t invite me anywhere in the last minute. I enjoy doing nothing, so I need to know ahead of time if my plan to do nothing needs to be changed.

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Activity Log ✨

Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Related Funny Quotes 🤝

Having a crush is so fun, it’s literally just butterflies and delusion.

Kids be like, I see you have a moment to yourself, and I must correct that immediately.

My toxic trait is thinking every inconvenience is the universe personally attacking me.

“New recipe” is code for “less content, but worse ingredients”.

Photogenic people are magical. You could snap a pic of them mid- explosive diarrhea, and they’d still look good.

‘Tis the season to wrap objects in colorful paper with the fine motor skills of a T-Rex.

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