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All kids are born with a sixth sense that lets them know the absolute worst time to ask for something.

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Men be like, “But I’m different.” Yeah, a different type of disappointment.

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Sending messages is easy. Living with them forever is the hard part.

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My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

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Patience is for beginners. I’d rather freak out straight away!

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Wolves are just dogs that nobody has called a “good boy” yet.

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These days I just accept the website cookies without any protest. Website is like Grandma, I’m not gonna fight with you.

53 shares on WhatsApp this month:

The fact that I have a lot of wine in the house proves that I don’t drink much. Otherwise the wine would be gone.

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I get jealous when I find someone playing a song I thought only I knew.

15 shares on Reddit this month:

If you’re curious what the priciest item in a store is just bring a kid along because they’ll definitely find then break it.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

It’s so hot the chipmunks are using my bird bath as a hot tub and requesting mimosas and the brunch menu.

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I want a girlfriend so she can make me do shit like pottery, and I act like I don’t want to go.

72 shares on Instagram this month:

The universe consists of 5% protons, 5% neutrons, 5% electrons, and 85% morons.

17 shares on LinkedIn this month:

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but your dog can stay home for the hour you’re at the grocery store or restaurant.

10 shares on LinkedIn this month:

Once married, the woman takes over the entire closet and the man stores everything he owns in his left cargo pocket.

73 shares on Reddit this month:

My five-year plan is to get back my whimsy, joy, childlike wonder.

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So we have actual fact checkers who know all the facts? Why not create a TV channel where they just give us the facts? We could call it the News.

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Elections make you feel like we’re all in divorce court waiting to see who gets custody of us.

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“Doing the dishes” is completely pointless and only wastes water. You’re just going to put food on them again in a few hours.

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Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

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Do I need to have seen the Tokyo Olympics in order to understand the Paris ones?

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I have a lot to offer! Most of it’s bad, but it’s still a lot.

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Maybe your dog is barking at my luggage because he doesn’t enjoy his job, officer.

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If rich people aren’t upset after an election, then we have failed.

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I like liking Instagram stories because I like pressing buttons.

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You’re all badass until that dust bunny in the corner is a real spider.

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I’m just a crazy person looking for a crazy person who finds me completely normal.

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So cool that avocados come with those little wooden balls inside, I think I have collected the whole set.

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People that I dislike shouldn’t be allowed to consume the media that I like.

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People never run off to join the circus anymore.

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I embarrass myself in front of myself.

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Always be kind. You never know who might own a jacuzzi.

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The nicest thing I’ve done for a date is turn up.

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I feel like we’re on like the 50th or 60th horseman of the apocalypse by now.

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Saturdays are for doing absolutely everything or doing absolutely nothing, everybody knows that.

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Hey bro, please stop using all the good skipping rocks at the river.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

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