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"Life's like a crazy rollercoaster ride with no seat belts, and we're just here for the unexpected twists and turns 🎢🤷‍♂️ Who needs to be in control when you can just go with the flow, right?"

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42 shares on Slack this month:

I swear the air gets heavier around 6 p.m. on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

76 shares on Twitch this month:

I told you so. Kind regards, your gut feeling.

48 shares on Discord this month:

I’d probably be a very chill werewolf, even during a full moon.

16 shares on Facebook this month:

People keep wishing January was over like the worst month of the year isn’t coming up next. Thats like wishing someone would stop arguing with you and just punch you in the face.

46 shares on TikTok this month:

There are approximately 1,010,300 words in the English language, but I could never string enough words together to properly express how much I want to hit you with a chair.

99 shares on Twitch this month:

It sucks when a woman realizes that her knight in shining armor was actually just a moron wrapped in tinfoil.

35 shares on Discord this month:

I will never trust a cake transport box enough to just hold it by the handle.

97 shares on Snapchat this month:

I don’t get vegetables on my pizza because I don’t like mixing business with pleasure.

34 shares on YouTube this month:

It’s called shitposting, Your Honor. You should try it sometimes; it’s liberating.

55 shares on Instagram this month:

Passwords are like underwear: You shouldn’t leave them out where people can see them, you should change them regularly, and you shouldn’t loan them out to strangers.

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Someone from 🇵🇭 has copied:

I tried being the bigger person but all it got me was type 2 diabetes.

Someone from 🇧🇿 has copied:

Watching Jaws with my kid because I’m sick of going to the beach.

Someone from 🇴🇲 has downloaded:

My only goal in life is to never end up on a Netflix documentary.

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I’m kind of excited about the apocalypse. I would love to eat a basement full of food.

Someone from 🇨🇾 has downloaded:

Hey Alexa… remind me why I walked into this room.

Someone from 🇸🇨 has downloaded:

Who else writes “etc.” knowing damn well you don’t have more examples?

Someone from 🇬🇭 has downloaded:

I always bring a glass of water to bed with me so I have something to knock over in the middle of the night.

Someone from 🇷🇺 has copied:

Let’s skip the getting-to-know-you phase. Just block me.

Someone from 🇮🇶 has shared:

I googled my symptoms, and I just need a day with you in the mountains.

Someone from 🇺🇦 has viewed:

1994: I can’t wait to see what the world is like in 30 years. 2024: God no.

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Spotted on Telegram:

I saw an ad for the ultimate dog bed, but my dogs already have the ultimate dog bed. It’s called my bed.

Freshly posted on Threads:

Born to say “are you f*****g stupid”, forced to say “wow, I’ve never thought about it like that before”.

Seen just now on X:

Sorry for how I acted when there were multiple noises happening at the same time.

Freshly posted on Telegram:

Unfortunately, I do enjoy watching the downfall of people who did me wrong.

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When I retire, I’m going to run for office.

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My cold is worse than yours because it’s happening to me.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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Honestly, I don’t even play an active role in my life any more. Things just happen and I’m like “I guess this is what we’re doing now.”

Keep the laugh going 😂

I am grateful for my experiences. I just didn’t need them all.

I handed in my exam blank so that the teacher has more time to celebrate Christmas with her family.

You can name literally any food or drink to the dentist and they’ll be like “ohhh, that’s actually so bad for your teeth. You should only eat water and toothpaste.”

For once, I would just like to underthink a situation. How do you guys do that?

A guy waited exactly 3 days to text me. Someone’s been studying the ancient scrolls of 1980s dating advice.

Another day without sex, but a mosquito just sucked on my neck and I moaned a little bit.

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