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Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

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Racing against Santa's sleigh in the last-minute mall marathon! πŸŽ…πŸŽοΈπŸŽ

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged car, Christmas, Christmas Eve, eve, family, holiday, honey, humor, procrastination, store on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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