Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

Posted on by slickboy in Funny Quotes
Humorous, blunt quote about urgency and holiday chaos with playful, irreverent tone.
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Racing against Santa's sleigh in the last-minute mall marathon! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐ŸŽ

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