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Honey, get in the car. We have to go to the store because we’re retarded, and it’s Christmas Eve.

Humorous, blunt quote about urgency and holiday chaos with playful, irreverent tone.

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Racing against Santa's sleigh in the last-minute mall marathon! ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸŽ๏ธ๐ŸŽ

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