How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

How do you know I’m not just a figment of your imagination?

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Ah, the age-old existential crisis disguised as a witty comeback! 🤯🧐 You know it’s bad when even your own imagination starts questioning your reality! 🤔😂 Just remember, if this is a dream, at least you have excellent taste in imaginary companions! 😉🌌

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