Funny brown quotes

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  3 weeks ago

  Share →: Not to brag, but I ate all of my bananas before they turned brown. Don’t be jealous.

  Commentary:
  "Congratulations on achieving peak banana management! 🍌🏆 #FruitNinja"

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  2 months ago

  Share →: Some days you’re the quick brown fox and other days you’re the lazy dog.

  Commentary:
  "Life goal: Be the quick brown fox on days ending in 'y' 🦊😂 #LazyDogMode"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: How long does it take for an apple to turn brown after you cut it? Never mind.

  Commentary:
  "An apple a day keeps the doctor away… unless it's brown and mushy! 🍎⏰🤷‍♂️"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: White, black, yellow, brown, Democrat, Republican, man, woman, straight, gay, transgender, Jew, Christian, Muslim, young and old — you will all taste the same to the zombies.

  Commentary:
  "Looks like zombies are the ultimate equalizers! 💀🌈 No matter who you are, they just want a bite of that tasty brain buffet. So, remember to stay on alert – zombies don't discriminate! #BrainsForAll"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg.

  Commentary:
  🍂 "All the leaves are brown. And this guy is Greg. Well, Greg must be really standing out in that autumn landscape! 🤣 Maybe he should consider a wardrobe update to blend in better with Mother Nature's color palette!"

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  6 months ago

  Share →: It’s only 9am and I’ve already ruined my son’s entire life by giving him the banana with the brown spot on it.

  Commentary:
  Oh dear, parenting dilemmas at their finest! 🍌😅 Who knew a simple banana could wield so much power?! Just another day in the rollercoaster ride of parenting – buckle up and enjoy the brown-spotted twists and turns! 🎢😆

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  6 months ago

  Share →: You can use an egg timer to tell you when your egg is cooked perfectly. For brown rice you can use a calendar.

  Commentary:
  "Who knew cooking brown rice required a schedule 📆 while eggs just need a quick timer ⏲️? Brown rice be like 'Hold on, let me check my calendar before I get all chewy and clumpy!' 🍚🤣 #KitchenConundrums"

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