Trendy Funny Quotes

  • A person’s character can be read quite reliably from the way he or she interacts with service personnel.
  • Too young to retire, too poor to quit and too fat to strip – so let’s move on.
  • I wonder if the guy who came up with the term “One Hit Wonder” came up with any other phrases?
  • Nothing more rude than taking a photo of yourself and it looking like how you actually look, and not how you look inside your head.
  • In hell, you wait for a ‘verify your email address’ email that never arrives.
  • I could never be in the mafia, those guys stay up way to late.