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I’m an adult, but not the ‘makes positive life choices’ kind.

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I’ve never seen anything sadder than me in a black cape under the salon lights with wet hair parted incorrectly by a solid inch.

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People who quit their jobs before having a backup job lined up ain’t scared of nothing.

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That pen in the junk drawer that hasn’t been used in four years picked today to have an attitude.

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I once made the irresponsible decision to drink and drive and now I have to live the rest of my days with a coffee stain on my favorite sweater.

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Who called it a biological clock and not an egg timer?

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In an alternate universe, sex dreams of me.

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Going to look at the small picture for a while. Tired of seeing the big picture. Too much picture.

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Some things are better left unsaid, which I usually realize after I say them.

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I tell it like it is: Sometimes I watch the calls on my cell phone and just wait for it to stop ringing.