How much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad? Funny Quotes August 22, 2024 FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppHow much chocolate is too much chocolate before it is technically no longer a salad? Related Funny Quotes 🤝 At what point is a salad no longer a salad based on how much bacon I add? My heart says, chocolate and wine, but my jeans say “Woman, are you kidding? Eat a salad!” Maybe hot chocolate wants to be called beautiful chocolate at least one time. Chocolate doesn’t ask silly questions, chocolate understands. I’m giving up eating chocolate for a month. Sorry, bad punctuation. I’m giving up. Eating chocolate for a month.