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How much would I have to drink for a mosquito to instantly die from alcohol poisoning when it bites me?

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Sounds like one mosquito is about to learn the true meaning of "buzzed driving" 🍸🦟🚫

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged alcohol, bite, die, drink, drinking, humor, i, me, mosquito, much, poisoning, question on Jul 28, 2026 by slickboy.

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