13 funny delicious quotes - Wordgag

Here’s the problem with fruit: it’s inconsistent. Some apples are delicious, some taste bad. Sometimes blueberries are great, sometimes they are disgusting. You know what’s the same every time? Doritos.

May 28, 2026

Roses are red, tacos are delicious. I use paper plates, ’cause I hate doing dishes.

May 28, 2026

Foreplay is great, I particularly like the part where I peel them, chop them into pieces, then roast them in the oven until they’re all crispy and delicious.

May 28, 2026

I am absolutely delicious, and I hate how mosquitoes know it.

May 28, 2026

He called me delusional, but I think he meant delicious.

May 26, 2026

Friends with benefits, but it’s just that they make delicious baked goods.

May 24, 2026

Twitter sucks so much, but randomly there are such funny tweets, so I wait, like a frog, for one delicious fly.

May 24, 2026

You can’t spell fries without friends. I guess what I’m saying is that fries are friends. Delicious friends.

May 23, 2026

Bruschetta is 80% delicious and 20% mess.

May 22, 2026

I love when I can smell my perfume on myself, like damn girl, you smell delicious.

May 21, 2026

Dear resealable chocolate bag, your confidence in my self-control was truly inspiring. And you were delicious.

May 20, 2026

Diet day #1: All the unhealthy food has been removed from the house. It was delicious.

May 20, 2026

My future husband is very lucky; he will never stay hungry, because I know so many restaurants with delicious food.

May 19, 2026