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I mean, with multitasking skills like that, you'd think he was Beethoven's rival! 🎹😂💧
45 Funny absolutely quotes
It is absolutely essential to have friends you can have extremely insane pervert conversations with. This is kind of what makes life worth living.
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Looks like the secret ingredient to a happy life is a sprinkle of weirdness with friends! 😂🤪👯♂️
Constantly saying “long story short” with absolutely no intention of shortening the story, whatsoever.
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This story has more plot twists than a pretzel factory! 😂🥨
ADHD is: being pretty good at basically anything you want to be, and absolutely terrible at anything you need to do to live.
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Master of random skills, professional procrastinator extraordinaire! 🤹♂️🧘♂️📅💥
Why is everyone mean to the kindest people for absolutely no reason?
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Kind people must have an invisibility cloak for kindness because it clearly goes unnoticed! 😂🧙♂️
Being a writer means knowing exactly how your story ends, and having absolutely no idea how to get there.
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Plot twist: welcome to the writer's version of 'lost in my own head' 😅✍️🗺️
The amount of sleeping I’ve done over the past few days has been phenomenal. I genuinely love doing absolutely nothing.
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Sleeping Olympics gold medalist right here! 😴🥇 #ProNapAthlete
Men absolutely love buying the same shirt in four almost identical colors and saying, ‘Yep, that’ll do me for the next three years.’
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Guess it's called "variety" when you own four shades of "almost the same" 😆👕👕👕👕
I love being home and doing absolutely nothing and never contributing to society.
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Finding my Zen through advanced couch potato techniques 🛋️🍕😂
Yes, we absolutely can push our meeting to sometime after the new year, or mid-March, or the year after next, or never.
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Looks like we've scheduled the meeting for the 12th of Never-uary! 📅😂