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  • Gonna end every insult with “but in a good way”.
  • I even procrastinate things I actually want to do.
  • Funny thing about zombie movies – they never seem to go after the cameraman.
  • I don’t understand people who don’t have kids. Imagine having absolutely nobody to blame when you’re late.
  • It’s a beautiful morning. Lots of people out walking their phones.
  • Hey, you wanna come to a wedding with me? You could be the groom.