I am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days. Posted on5 hours ago5 hours ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI am brilliantly social for one and a half hours, and then I need to recover in my bedroom cave for two days. Related Funny Quotes 🤝 If you take a social media sabbatical, don’t announce it. Just make your last post something fun like “I wonder if there’s a bear in this cave?” The only fantasy I have in the bedroom these days is getting 8 hours of sleep. I feel for my kids, who had to take in the groceries and put them away today. They may never recover from this traumatic experience. Half the world is mentally ill. The other half is to blame. I spend half the day wondering if it’s too late for coffee and the other half wondering if it’s too early for alcohol.