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  • Take one positive friend and one negative friend with you on your next road trip. That way when your battery dies, you can hook cables to them and start your car.
  • When I was a kid, I had to walk to Netflix.
  • If I ever had to fight a bear, I hope it’s a gummy bear.
  • Apologies about the delay to your flight. We’re just waiting for one 3D printed part, but apparently a ‘fuselage’ takes a little time.
  • The USA is having so many disasters and tragedies, you’d almost think it was built on thousands of ancient Indian burial grounds.
  • “Those tattoos will make it harder to get a job!” Okay, well so will my personality.