I am single, please disturb me! Commentary:"Attention all cupids, disruptors, and matchmakers: this one's open for business! 💘💥 Proceed with caution or be prepared to dodge some love arrows! 😄 #SingleAndReadyToMingle" Related Funny Posts 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. You gotta ask people nowadays, are you single single, mad at your partner single, blocked single or single just in your head. I dare you to try and be more single than me. My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is. When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.
