I am single, please disturb me! Posted onSep 22, 2023Sep 23, 2023 by slickboy in Funny Quotes FacebookXPinterestRedditLinkedInEmailWhatsAppI am single, please disturb me! Related Funny Quotes 🤝 Superwoman: Single. Batman: Single. Wonder Woman: Single. I get it now, I’m single because I’m a superhero. I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb. Single in the womb, single till the tomb! 50 shades of single. Socks try to be monogamous, but most end up either single or having multiple different partners.