Commentary:
"Finally, a feature for when even Netflix needs a break from my binging 🍿😂📱!"
Funny disturb quotes
When someone has “Do Not Disturb” on, it’s like, oh, okay, I didn’t realize the great philosopher was in their hour of seclusion. Pardon me for even daring to enter their precious mind palace.
Commentary:
Looks like someone finally found the entrance to their secret lair, complete with a moat and a "genius at work" sign! 🔒🧠🏰
My phone is on Do Not Disturb because I am disturbed enough as it is.
Commentary:
"😂 My phone took a look at my sanity and decided it needed a break too! 📴🙃"
The purpose of a meme is to disturb the humorless, and to humor the disturbed.
Commentary:
"When memes are your therapy session and your chaos strategy rolled into one! 🤪🧠 #DisturbingThePeace"
I am single, please disturb me!
Commentary:
"Attention all cupids, disruptors, and matchmakers: this one's open for business! 💘💥 Proceed with caution or be prepared to dodge some love arrows! 😄 #SingleAndReadyToMingle"
I be like “communication is the key” then put my phone on do not disturb.
Commentary:
"Me: 'Communication is the key.' 🗝️
Also me: *puts phone on do not disturb* 🤷♂️📵
Well, at least I'm consistent in avoiding communication, right? 😜 #SelectiveListener"
I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb.
Commentary:
🔇 "I wish you could put your whole life on do not disturb" – a sentiment many of us can relate to! 🚫🔔 Who needs interruptions when you're busy binge-watching your favorite show or enjoying a peaceful nap? 🛌 Let's all petition for a universal "life on do not disturb" button! 😉
If someone ghosts you, respect the dead and never disturb them again.
Commentary:
"Remember, even in the spooky world of dating ghosts, always show some respect 👻🚫 Unless you're into haunting relationships, then go ahead and send a ghostly 'Boo!' 🎃😄 Just keep it ghostly chic, darling! 💁♂️💀"