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94 shares on TikTok this month:

Nothing guarantees running into someone you know in public better than looking like a feral animal on two hours of sleep.

19 shares on Snapchat this month:

When I was a little kid, I used to think, “This little pig went to market,” meant it was going shopping!

68 shares on Pinterest this month:

I don’t really care how you met your partner. Tell me about how you met your nemesis.

93 shares on Discord this month:

At bedtime, I ceremonially move the claw clip from my hair to the bag of chips, signifying the end of the day.

92 shares on YouTube this month:

Pouring rain, football on TV, empty house; the stuff dreams are made of.

93 shares on Reddit this month:

Even though he murders a lot of people, you can tell Freddie Kruger is a fun loving guy cause he goes by Freddie and not Fred or Frederick.

70 shares on Facebook this month:

Now that I have a standing desk, I’m adding manual labor to my resume.

52 shares on X this month:

I went for an interview at IKEA. The manager greeted me by saying “come in, make a seat”.

47 shares on WhatsApp this month:

Sorry, I ghosted you. I liked you too much.

55 shares on TikTok this month:

At the art museum walking slower and observing more than anyone else.

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Someone from 🇭🇹 has bookmarked:

I like that linguists chose the term ‘loan words,’ implying that one day we’ll get them back.

Someone from 🇨🇴 has copied:

Look, babe, I’m sorry. If your fake British accent keeps being this geographically inconsistent, I’m going to have to cancel the medieval roleplay sex.

Someone from 🇻🇪 has copied:

I made coffee and carried it to the couch. I’ve done everything I had planned for this Sunday.

Someone from 🇱🇷 has copied:

The reward for doing really good work is more work.

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Every girl’s personal hell is being too excited about their birthday and it ends up being the worst day ever.

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The share button on Reddit should be called Spreddit.

Someone from 🇷🇴 has shared:

If I had a dollar for every time someone called me fat, I’d probably just spend it on more bacon.

Someone from 🇺🇿 has shared:

I have high standards for dating because I’m a high-quality woman, and you wouldn’t want me any other way.

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Imagine being all knowing and still putting a snake in charge of apples.

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An internship is only unpaid if you don’t steal enough.

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Breaking via Snapchat:

Sometimes I think I should talk to my colleagues more often. Until I talk to my colleagues.

Spotted on Snapchat:

Make your salad taste better by putting it between bread, meat, cheese, and Big Mac sauce.

Going bananas on Reddit:

Gotta find someone you’re thermostatically compatible with. You can’t be a 74 dating a 62.

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The problem with “treat yourself” is that I don’t know how to stop. I had a bad day in March, and I’ve been treating myself ever since.

Going viral on LinkedIn:

In a parallel universe, Mariah Carey is doing her shopping and is sick of hearing me on every store’s speaker system.

Going viral on Threads:

Just told my kids it’s illegal to have the light on while we’re driving. I will not break this cycle.

Making waves on Instagram:

You know you’re getting older when you keep asking “Why do they have to make the instructions so small?”

Spotted on Snapchat:

Not a gold digger, but the other night a woman told me her grandpa owns a Christmas tree farm. That shit had me rubbing my hands like a fly.

Freshly posted on Reddit:

Haunted house idea: a poorly lit Walmart littered with people you haven’t seen since high school.

Breaking via Discord:

Nothing fixes your life the way deactivating Instagram does.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Keep the laugh going 😂

I hate it when people threaten to come over. Now I’ve got to do 2 years of housework in 30 minutes.

Oh, so ChatGPT is gonna tell me about me? Seems gossipy.

Commenting “humiliation ritual” on a pic of my friend out with his family.

Having to confirm your past purchases over the phone with your bank’s fraud department is a truly harrowing moment of self-examination for chronic little treat buyers.

“Topless” doesn’t always mean breasts or a convertible. Sometimes it also means the brain.

My name is Bob but my friends don’t call me.

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