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23 shares on Messenger this month:

I identify as a weather forecast: Anything’s possible.

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Sleeping in now means waking up without the alarm clock, but still at the same time.

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My retirement plan is 100% contingent on me finding a buried treasure at some point.

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Quitting my job to rock around the Christmas tree.

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You can just comment, “You two look nice,” on a photo of three people. It’s free and legal.

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There’s something about Dracula I just don’t trust.

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And then I thought to myself, “What’s the point of cleaning if my family is going to keep living here?”

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When a man likes you, he talks to you every day, and apparently, when you start to like him back, he is very busy and can’t talk at all. That’s how it works.

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Trying to eat with my left hand because I need a little excitement in my life.

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Sorry for levitating at the end of your bed all night, I just think you’re really cute.

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Establish dominance by asking your dentist if he’s flossing everyday.

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I’ve been saving these cleavage crumbs just for you babe.

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My Saturday was going really well, until I realized it’s Sunday!

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My coffee and I used to be hot. Now, we’re just bitter.

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Can someone come over and take this phone away from me?

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Coffee doesn’t solve all my problems. But it definitely stops me from constantly creating new ones.

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Can someone please fix the algorithm of my life?

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If I could turn water into wine, I’d have lots of followers too.

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What are some beginner pieces of information for somebody just getting into knowledge?

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I have nothing nice to wear for the government shutdown.

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(to my executioner) I wish we had met before this. You seem cool.

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I put my music on shuffle then get mad when it doesn’t play the song I want.

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The first Humans saw the sun go up and then back down, and so they decided to call it a day.

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Seen an ambulance at the hospital. I hope the doctors are okay.

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The oceans are rising because no one is drinking their recommended 8-12 glasses of water per day.

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I haven’t lost my virginity because I never lose.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

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I am so tired ever my tiredness is tired.

Keep the laugh going 😂

Your reply guys are like Pooh Bear. They wear no pants and are relentlessly trying to get in your honeypot.

We can’t all be underemployed creatives. Someone in the group chat needs to know what an insurance is.

Life’s too short to remove the USB drive safely.

I see stand-up comedy as a stepping stone to television. A few more paid gigs and I’ll be able to afford a television.

Kitchen sex, because it might be your only chance of getting laid on an island this summer.

Monetizing Twitter was actually the worst thing to happen to this app. Everybody rage-baiting for 23 cents.

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