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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

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Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

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2 months ago

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My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

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1 month ago

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Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

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2 months ago

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Never miss a good chance to shut up.

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2 months ago

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If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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2 months ago

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49 shares on TikTok this month:

If you see me out in public but we haven’t talked since high school, let’s keep it that way.

55 shares on LinkedIn this month:

This is not what adulthood looked like in the brochure.

29 shares on YouTube this month:

Becoming a dad turned me into an environmentalist. All I do now is turn off lights and yell at people who waste energy.

28 shares on WeChat this month:

That urge to nap between 3pm – 5pm is no joke.

98 shares on Threads this month:

I don’t think inside the box and I don’t think outside the box. I don’t even know where the box is.

59 shares on Telegram this month:

I try not to laugh at my own jokes, but we all know I’m hilarious.

11 shares on LinkedIn this month:

If I was the inventor of healing, I would have made it linear, I can tell you that much.

46 shares on Slack this month:

Shazam, but for whatever the hell goes on in the apartment upstairs.

18 shares on WeChat this month:

An orgasm before bed is nature’s strongest sleep aid.

59 shares on TikTok this month:

The sandwich I made for lunch didn’t even make it until 10am.

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My hobby is misidentifying dinosaurs so my daughter can correct me.

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I signed up to the gym a few months ago and still don’t see any results. I’ll go by there this weekend and ask what’s going on.

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If I had a boyfriend, I’d put him in a snow globe and shake it really hard.

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Landlord: I’m raising your rent. Me: Am I getting a bigger house?

Someone from 🇦🇺 has bookmarked:

I do not use AI, I use Reddit commenters’ opinions as fact because they are right.

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I wish I had a friend like me.

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The most refreshing way to fight your personal demons is to make demonade.

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Therapy is basically me saying, “I did a thing,” and my therapist saying, “Yay, good job!”

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Egg nog was invented in Germany back in 1816 when Baron von Heldebrandt reportedly said “Hey guys, let’s get this custard drunk!”

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I think my leftovers are old enough to throw themselves away.

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Trending via Twitch:

Letting her be the passenger princess cause I care about my safety.

Shared recently on Pinterest:

I’m not even sure what I’m doing on this planet.

Just landed via Reddit:

I finally figured out my lifelong dream of becoming a human blanket, but my friends still call it napping on their couch.

Spotted on TikTok:

The human body is incredible. It’s like, “Oh, you’re stressed and sad? Here, enjoy this acne.”

Broadcasted on Telegram:

Until further notice the days of the week are now called thisday, thatday, otherday, someday, yesterday, today and nextday!

Going bananas on X:

I always fear that one day I will enter my house and find a thief, knocked out unconscious by the things fallen on his head from some closet.

Going viral on YouTube:

When you’re young, weekends are for fun. When you’re older, they’re for recovery.

Seen just now on YouTube:

Instead of renting an apartment, I’m going to save up for a lighthouse and go insane in it.

Going bananas on Telegram:

Today, I want to talk about how people’s houses smell funny, but mine doesn’t.

Shared recently on Threads:

Whenever I’m sad, you’re there. Whenever I have problems, you’re there. Whenever I lose control, you’re there. Let’s face it, you are bad luck.

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Dating again after you break up with a long-term partner is like dying in a video game and ending up back at the start to do it all again, except with less health.

Life is not a fairy tale. If you lose your shoe at midnight, you’re drunk.

My favorite conspiracy theory is that everything is going to be OK.

Plot twist: weed is addicted to me.

Never miss a good chance to shut up.

If you think my heart is cold, you should feel my feet.

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