I assume my soulmate has sold his soul to the devil. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Well, at least he's got a hot property deal! ๐ฅ๐๐ธ" Related funny posts ๐ค I want to be so rich that when I see a spider in my house I won’t kill it, I’d buy another house. Kim Kardashian wants her ashes to be scattered in the sea after her death. As if there wasn’t enough plastic there already. When the devil couldn’t reach me, he made my brain my biggest enemy. You ever go to a baseball game and hear a guy yelling, โhot dogs! hot dogs!โ over and over again? Thatโs me, looking for hot dogs. Iโm no Hobbit, but I do often walk blindly into some rather dodgy situations.