I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

Commentary:
“I may not have a fancy car with wing doors, but at least I can enjoy the luxury of Tupperware lids doing a little wing dance every time I open them 🕊️💁‍♂️ Who needs a Tesla when you’ve got Tupperware swag, am I right? 😂🚗 #FancyLivingOnABudget”

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