So I just keep making dinner? Every night of my life? For forever? Posted onMay 20, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Lifetime chef status unlocked! π§βπ³ππ Related funny posts π€ I always cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food. How long do you actually have to wear a muscle shirt until you get muscles? No one is more surprised than my kids every night when I say it’s bed time. Making friends as an adult is wild because there’s so much lore to catch up on. You’ll be 3 years in and still get random drops like, ‘Oh, by the way, I used to be married.’ My life goal is to make you feel as awkward or awesome as you are making me feel.