11 funny wing quotes - Wordgag

Icarus loved hot wings.

May 23, 2026

Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.

May 22, 2026

Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.

May 20, 2026

I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.

May 20, 2026

Girls with long hair will literally leave little traces of themselves wherever they go, like feathers falling from an angel’s wings.

May 19, 2026

Not gonna lie, to this day, I don’t know the difference between gray and grey, I just wing it.

May 18, 2026

Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.

Apr 1, 2026

Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.

Mar 31, 2026

No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.

Mar 30, 2026

Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?

Mar 29, 2026

They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.

Mar 27, 2026