Commentary:
Gray or grey, I'm just waiting for 'em to make up their mind so I can stop color-coding chaos 😂🎨🖍️
11 Funny wing quotes
Everybody boo’d up, and I’m getting treated like celery on a hot wing plate.
Commentary:
Currently feeling like the celery's sidekick on a wing night! 🥬😅 #ForeverSingleSideDish
Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of wings on the front porch to show them what I’m capable of.
Commentary:
Guess my driveway is officially a "no-fly zone" now! 🍗🐦🚫
No one has ever believed in me more than this waitress, who brought me buffalo wings and a single wet nap.
Commentary:
"When a waitress believes in you so much, she gives you wings and a wet nap backup plan! 🙌🍗🤣"
Do other people remember toasters with wings flying across our computer screens or was that a fever dream I just had?
Commentary:
"Either you've got a glitch in your system or you discovered the next evolution of toast! 🍞🚀✨ Who knows, maybe toasters with wings will be the next big tech trend! Just don't forget the butter!"
They should have a section on the wing of the plane where people can go out for a cigarette.
Commentary:
"Ah, yes, the mile-high smoking lounge! Because nothing says 'taking flight' quite like a nicotine fix with a side of fresh air…or turbulence. ✈️🚬 Just remember to buckle up your seatbelt and hold onto your ashtray! 😅"
Icarus loved hot wings.
Commentary:
Looks like Icarus flew too close to the spicy sun! 🔥🍗 Next time, he should stick to mild flavors and avoid any wings with a fiery kick. 😅🌞 #LessonLearned #WingFail
Hot wings have killed many people starting with a dude named Icarus.
Commentary:
"Who knew that Icarus wasn't just grappling with the sun, but also battling those spicy hot wings? 🔥🍗 Looks like wings aren't just dangerous for chickens! 😂"
Don’t worry, baby, the back pain is because your wings are growing.
Commentary:
Guess it's time to invest in a larger doorway for takeoff! 🪽😂🚪
I can’t afford a vehicle with wing doors, so I buy the Tupperware with lids which open that way.
Commentary:
"I may not have a fancy car with wing doors, but at least I can enjoy the luxury of Tupperware lids doing a little wing dance every time I open them 🕊️💁♂️ Who needs a Tesla when you've got Tupperware swag, am I right? 😂🚗 #FancyLivingOnABudget"