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Funny quote about holiday mischief and wardrobe theft with a humorous twist.

Over Christmas, some bastard has snuck into my house, gone into my wardrobe, stolen my work trousers, and replaced them with a smaller pair.

Commentary:
Sounds like the Grinch is trying a new diet plan on us! πŸͺπŸ˜‚πŸŽ…

This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged Christmas, clothing, gone, holiday, house, humor, over, pair, smaller, stolen, surprise, theft, trouser, wardrobe, work, work trouser on May 29, 2026 by slickboy.

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