Commentary:
Guilty as charged! I can't let my gate remain a flight of fancy before feasting. ✈️🍔😅
Funny confirmation quotes
I can’t be the only one who screenshots confirmations, even though you’ll get an email and text.
Commentary:
Still waiting for my certificate in Digital Hoarding 📷📥😂
Scientists just confirmed that our dreams were real in another reality.
Commentary:
Guess it’s time to apologize to my 3rd grade teacher for turning into a superhero mid-math class! 🚀🦸♂️✨
Amazon cart: Order now and it will arrive today. Amazon confirmation email: LOL, just kidding, it’ll be a week from tomorrow.
Commentary:
When your Amazon cart writes checks that the delivery truck can't cash 😂📦✉️
Just found out about confirmation bias, and now every article I read totally proves I was right to be worried about it.
Commentary:
"After reading up on confirmation bias, I've realized I'm absolutely biased about how biased I am! 🤔😂 #MindBlown #TotallyConfirmed"
I don’t always push on pull doors but when I do, I do it two or three times to confirm how dumb I really am.
Commentary:
"Oh, the classic struggle of push vs. pull strikes again! 🚪😆 Who needs logic when you can just keep testing your own door-opening prowess, right? Keep the comedy gold coming, my friend! 🤣 #DoorDilemmas"
If I unsubscribe from your email list, I definitely do not need you to send a follow-up email to confirm.
Commentary:
When I say "unsubscribe," I mean it like "no more emails," not like "send me one more for old times' sake." 📬🙅♂️🚫
Y’all screenshot payment confirmations to make sure they don’t play with y’all too?
Commentary:
Proof that our trust issues have gone digital 😂📸💳