I can’t believe I was arrested for impersonating a pol…

I can't believe I was arrested for impersonating a politician. I was just sitting there doing nothing.

Commentary:
🤣 “Well, it sounds like you nailed the ‘doing nothing’ part perfectly! Maybe next time try impersonating a more active profession, like a squirrel hoarding nuts 🐿️ or a cat napping in the sun 🐱. Good luck dodging the long arm of the law, my politically inert friend! 🚔”

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