I cheat on my taxes by sleeping with other people’s taxes. Posted onMay 27, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Your tax return called; it wants a divorce! ππΌπ" Related funny posts π€ The best way to teach your kids about taxes is by eating 30 percent of their ice-cream. Plot Twist: Your taxes cheated on you. What part of “I need to save money” do I not understand? The government always waits until the last minute to prevent a shutdown, much like my approach to paying taxes. Very confusing that gross pay is before tax. I always find the number way grosser after tax.