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I miss making out in public and making people feel uncomfortable.

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I think it’s time when we buy new clothes that we have the option to buy the body they’re being modelled in too.

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I’ve reached the age where people talk loudly and slowly to me.

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Why’d they call it a fly swatter and not a splatula?

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I woke up, got out of bed, and had coffee. I think that’s enough for one day.

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If you’re partying with your cousin and you’re asked if you’re related, “Our parents are siblings” will cause a lot of confusion.

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I’ve never had a beer in the shower; I’m saving it for a very low moment in my life.

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You okay, babe? You’ve hardly touched the promises you made me.

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Do you think the washing machine and the dryer are actual friends or just work friends?

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I tried to clean up my Chrome tabs but it turns out all 200 of them contain information that is vital for my survival.