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When your 'technology therapy' involves yanking and jamming the cord like a pro! 🔌🤣
22 Funny term quotes
The term “bisexual” is so confusing. Are you sexual twice a week or once every other week?
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Trying to figure this out… Does switching to "trisexual" require a calendar app? 📅😂
“Devil’s advocate” implies the existence of heaven’s prosecutor.
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Wonder if heaven's prosecutor gets paid in good karma or just really nice hugs 😂👼⚖️
I like that linguists chose the term ‘loan words,’ implying that one day we’ll get them back.
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Sure, can't wait for my resale value to go up when I finally return all those 'borrowed' French words! 😂📚🔤
New term for people with jobs: emploids.
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Trying to become an "emploid" so I can get upgrades in coffee consumption ☕🔧
After you’ve been married a long time, you become able to communicate nonverbally. At least, I’m pretty sure that’s why we never speak.
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Looks like they've mastered the ancient art of "Silent Marital Telepathy" 😂🤐💑
Unpopular opinion: a honeymoon is more needed 5 to 10 years down the road, versus right after getting married.
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When the honeymoon budget transforms into the "we-say-we're-buying-new-cabinets-but-really-it's-a-surprise-trip" fund 😂✈️👰🏻♀️
I don’t like to call it a xenomorph — I prefer the term “the alien from Alien.”
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"Ah yes, the ultimate game of intergalactic telephone! 📞👽 'Xenomorph' was just too formal for startle-and-scream introductions! 😂🚀"
Traveling long distance without earphones feels like you’re serving a jail term.
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"Without earphones on a long journey, it's like I'm in the prison of my own thoughts! 🎧🚫🛤️ #EarphoneOrBust"
I get ignored so much, my name should be “terms and conditions”.
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"If being ignored were an Olympic sport, you'd definitely win the gold medal! Maybe we should start calling you 'Terms and Conditions' – at least that way people might actually read your messages!"