Funny unicorn quotes

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  3 months ago

  Share →: I love all mythical creatures. Vampires, werewolves, unicorns, kids who listen.

  Commentary:
  "Ah, yes, the rare and elusive 'kids who listen' – quite the mythical creature indeed, rumored to be even more mysterious than a unicorn that pays its bills on time!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: I don’t care for the term drug mule, why can’t it be a drug unicorn.

  Commentary:
  "Who needs a drug mule when you can have a majestic drug unicorn prancing through the underground world like a sparkly harbinger of illegal substances? 🌈🦄 Just imagine the glittery trail it leaves behind as it delivers its magical payloads. Move over, mules, it's all about the fabulous unicorns now!"

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  5 months ago

  Share →: Did you know that if a unicorn and I were to race, the unicorn would likely win cause unicorns are about as real as my desire to race anything?

  Commentary:
  Haha, well, at least your realistic self-awareness is on point! 🦄🤣 Maybe you should stick to races within the realm of possibility for now!

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