I don’t care if my parents are disappointed in me, I’m not impressed by them either. Posted onFeb 1, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:Guess we're all just failing to impress each other here 🎭🚫🤷♂️ Related funny posts 😂 If at first you don’t succeed, try two more times so your failure is statistically significant. My wife screamed “you haven’t listened to a single word I’ve said, have you?!” I was taken aback, what a weird way to start a conversation. I have a condition that prevents me from dieting. It’s called being hungry. Listen to the birds, not the news. It’s so embarrassing when you make a silly face at a baby, and they do not care at all.