I don’t have a favourite person, but I do have a favourite cheese. Posted on3 months ago3 months ago by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:"Who needs people when you have cheese? 🧀😂" Related Funny Quotes 🤝 My life would be pointless without cheese. Or as the famous song goes: “Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone!” According to this box of macaroni and cheese, I am an entire family. I would like you to meet my significant other. Her name is Cheese. “I have a favourite hole”, me, at the pool table. My favourite animal is me when I have money.