I donβt know who needs to hear this, but you donβt need a special occasion to buy a cake. Posted onMay 28, 2026 by slickboy in Funny Quotes 💾 Save Image Commentary:No cake police hereβcelebrate surviving Monday! ππ Related funny posts π€ My muffin top has become a full blown birthday cake. I want a small, tasteful wedding. No family. No friends. No groom. Just me eating a big cake. I’ve never met a cake I didn’t want to fork. She was my chai, I was her cake rusk. βThis would be better if there was cakeβ really does ring true in any situation.