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I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the…

I don’t like how monkeys have taken ownership of the…

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"Bananas: the fruit that drove a rift between humans and monkeys, creating a banana battle of epic proportions! 🍌🙉 Who will emerge victorious in this fruity feud? Stay tuned for the next episode of 'Banana Wars'!"

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This entry was posted in Funny Quotes and tagged banana, bananas, bet, comparison, fruit, humor, i, jealousy, monkey, much, ownership, taken, thing, whole on Jan 26, 2025 by slickboy.

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