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  • Fries, not lies.
  • Sunday is my favorite day where I pretend I’m going to do something productive.
  • One of the great joys in this life is looking at your pet’s weird little teeth.
  • Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
  • Metallica’s “Nothing Else Matters” is my favorite song about that 5 minutes of sleep before the alarm goes off.
  • The only running I do is to chase the ice cream truck.